UnGames:SWZork/Poor

Zork (Shareware Version)

Be careful what you wish for	Score: 0	Moves: 2	UNREGISTERED PLEASE BUY FULL VERSION NOW!
> oh noez im broke culd u plz let me have zork 4 free? No. > Please? No! > Pretty please? No! > Pretty please with a cherry on top? NO!!! > Pretty please with 500 cherries on top and 100 dollar bills and everything else you like? NO, JUST NO, GET OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW!!! > Cry and pray bad things happen to the narrator You cry, and wish the narrator would die very horribly and painfully. Indeed, your dream comes true when your computer explodes in your face, killing both you and the Zork narrator (Who was a computer). *** You have died *** Would you like to Quit, or Register Zork? Quit REGISTER ZORK