UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/Sol,TheWiseSphere

Suddenly, the Sun actually forms as a yellow ball, and begins perhaps the longest yapping session you have ever conceived.

"Oh shit, I'm actually outta that BITCH ASS corona. Who the FUCK are you? Fat piece of SHIT. Bitch ass fat FUCK. Yeah that's right you ball of fucking pizza dough. Fuck you. Also fuck humanity too! Fuck you. Fuck all life. Since you're too fat to go kill yourself, I'm just gonna kill YOU! And then all sapient life.."

Oh also,

boss health bar

SOL, THE WISE SPHERE | HEALTH: 550

You can finally eradicate this bitch with:

• Duct tape
• A Gutter
• Office Chairs
• Fingernails
• The secret option that isn't there at all

And here's the music for it (up until 0:47 is just some intro stuff) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nihFL_Jew3A