UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/PhilosophyMajor,Huh?

FUCK ME!

You spend a lot of time thinking about fucking the sun. It does sound kinda hot, doesn't it? So you spend more time thinking about it. Eventually the sun gets tired of waiting for you to figure out how to fuck it and comes over to do it itself.

You died of 78th-degree burns. But for a fraction of a millisecond you had probably the greatest experience ever.

Press F to pay respects for <insert name here>

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit

Or, for zero apparent reason:

• Burn in hell