UnGames:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/Double super-secret option!/yes
So, you feel positively about this, do you?
Well, I'm very sorry to tell you that--
- *** You've Won!!! ***
On behalf of everyone here at Uncyclopedia, let me be the first to thank you for playing, and we hope you--
But wait...
You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.
But somehow, things aren’t set up exactly the same as last time....
Have you found it?
Now, ask yourself carefully: would Uncyclopedia, a site known for its nihilistic and oftentimes out-there humour, really put this page here so you could win?
Ask yourself carefully, and choose your answer:
Choose wisely, my friend, and good luck.