UnGames:Onwards to Boston/Punch

Your fists do 1d4 damage. You roll a 2.5. The Hyperboreans also punch you in the face and deal 3 damage.

You may now:

• Wonder how you rolled a 2.5 on a d4
• Burn them all with a flamethrower
• Invoke an eldritch ritual to summon Cthulhu