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 And so we're off


With the crack of a whip and the sound of 5 angry oxen, we're off to our next destination, The Kansas River Crossing!

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Dammit! One of the oxen has died!

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Date: June 13, 1848
Weather: Partly Cloudy, Mild Chance of Thunderstorms
Health: Fair
Food: 10 pounds
Pace: Strenuous
Rations: Meager



You have reached the Kansas River Crossing. slowpoke

1. Look around for crap
2. Swim across the river