UnGames:OBS 9000BC/ZigzagCircleShaftAxeFork

Sabertooth Den

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me chant magic words:

"Zigzag, circle, shaft-axe, fork. Zigzag, circle, shaft-axe, fork."

Nothing happen, so me yell words.

ZIGZAG, CIRCLE, SHAFT-AXE, FORK! ZIGZAG, CIRCLE, SHAFT-AXE, F-F-FOOOOOOOOOORK!!!

Cave seem make answer. Magic working! Me repeatedly yell word that seems most magical into cave.

FOOOOOOOOOORK!!! FOOOOOOOOOORK!!! FOOOOOOOOOORK!!! FOOOOOOOOOORK!!!

Cave answer back for about fifteen seconds.

FOOOOOOOOOORK!!! FOOOOOOOOOORK!!! FOOOOOOOOOORK!!! FOOOOOOOOOORK!!!

Me now know that me wizard. Me talk to cave spirits. Now me can replace Shaman. Me take his job, he hunt mammoth for me instead!

• Me want head into den.
• Me too scared to enter den, me go back.