UnGames:OBS 9000BC/ToSpring
Hot Spring[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Great Chief Groak choose good spot for set camp. He make us set camp near hot spring. Me like hot spring. Spring too hot for dog-face tribe, they no like hot water. Well, me no think they like hot water, because me never see dog-face tribe bathe. That explain why dog-face tribe stink. Just like Yankees stink. Or maybe they stink because they have dog face. That explain better!
When tribe move camp, me also want move hot spring. We get many basket, we fill basket with spring water, we carry water new campsite, we create new spring. Hooga-Chaka genius, me have complex and highly-evolved brain, unlike dog-face tribe. They not just have dog face!
Huh, me thirsty, me dizzy! Me feel like me eat wrong mushrooms. Me... about to faint!