UnGames:OBS 9000BC/ToMiskap
Inland Territory of Misk- uhh... forget it.[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me on nice stroll downstream, la-de-da. Leisurely walk give me fresh taste of what peace feel like. Ever since dog-face tribe appear so long ago, me never feel peace. So if you ever have doubt that all dog-face deserve extermination, now you no have it.
But that big pleasant feel, it no last long. Creature worse than a bear, or saberooth, or T-Rex, or even dog-face man appear:
Mighty, malicious, malevolent, mortifying, Moose.
They say moose once carried sun into sky with its antler, so moose bring earth light. But moose bring me nothing but darkness and despair. Me get weapon ready, me ready murder creature.
And me no even have me buddy Kahunga-Chunga to fight it. *Oogah*, nature, why you so cruel?
“Because it's funny. Plain and simple.”
– Nature
