UnGames:OBS 9000BC/ToIceSheet
Inland Territory of... Nobody.[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
And now, me at edge of open plain. Useless plain that no tribe want. No tree, no animal. Pathetic excuse for land.
Plain open and flat almost as far as eye can see. Plain flatter than earth. Even flatter than Chaga-Ho. Even flatter than that dog-face man's skull after me crush him many summer ago. Ahh... good memory from better time.
But there on big far edge, tinted blue by sky, lie great ice sheet.
Me pretty sure there mountain buried under sheet there... somewhere. Many great glacier, that would take many sun to cross, flow above ice sheet.
Old legend say, above that ice sheet, lie lost people. Many lost people, they loner, they hermit, they antisocial loser, just like you. Some lost people of ice sheet even devolve back into animal... so they say. That probably bunch of muskox-shit. Except for one tribe.
This tribe, it name Atmadic. Atmadic live on only mountain in ice sheet that's not covered by ice, only surrounded by ice. Big, tall mountain called... "Teyka Peak".
Atmadic live in mountain range long time. Many summer ago, they have two village, one in Stinky Ditch, other on Teyka Peak. Then ice sheet wreck all low area, kill all Stinky Ditch Atmadic. So now only Teyka Peak Atmadic survive.
Hey wait... Teyka Peak Atmadic.
Teyka Peak Atmadic.
Those fool, they can't no be more old than twelve summer, with name like that. Teyka Peak Atmadic.