UnGames:OBS 9000BC/ToHuntingGrounds2

Hunting Grounds

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me now far from camp. Me in scary, dangerous part of path to hunting grounds. Me would want me mama, but she kicked me out of tent when me was baby. Literally. Trail split in three parts here. All parts big, big dangerous. Dangerous like when you carry big bunch of nuts in forest full of squirrels.

It big shame Hooga-Chaka forget bring Kahunga-Chunga here. He good hunter. In Cave School, only he memorize all 500 ways to kill mammoth. Hooga-Chaka only remember six:

• Tell mammoth bad joke, watch mammoth fall over from cringing.
• Throw mammoth off cliff; this only work if you big, big strong.
• Feed mammoth stinky shoes, wait for mammoth puke own organs out.
• Make mammoth listen to Nickelback.
• Crawl up mammoth dunghole, then turn mammoth inside out.
• Wait, me forget this one too. Anyway, which path me take again? Me forget.

Me remember   llllllllllll heartbeat later... stab mammoth with pointy stick! Me big rockhead. But me need find mammoth first, me not know which path take.

• Me want go towards sabertooth den. (Sabertooth thankfully gone, or so Krunk tell me.)
• Me want enter open field.
• Me want catch fish in river.
• Me want go back Chichago.