UnGames:OBS 9000BC/ToHuntingGrounds

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Hunting Grounds[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me go hunting grounds. Me forget wave goodbye tribe. Sound like bad sign, but all me tribe hate me. Except Kahunga-Chunga, he good guy. Everyone else throw stone at me. Kahunga-Chunga only slap me.

Great Chief Groak yell: "HOOGA-CHAKA BETTER KILL MAMMOTH, HOOGA-CHAKA BETTER BRING ME MAMMOTH, OR ME CLUB HIM!"

Sleepy guard try yell, but he no can speak loud: "YOU THINK HE STRONG ENO- Ugh.".

Then sleepy guard faints on ground.

Me no have me pointy stick, me have better weapon. Me miss me pointy stick. Me want stick! Me need stick!

You have me stick?
No?
Huh?
You no have me stick?
Urgh!