UnGames:OBS 9000BC/ShamanTurn
Shaman's Rock, west of Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Shaman turn around. Shaman reveal he most disgusting man on earth. Even uglier than me. Me also notice he stink like mummified velociraptor carcass. He only have one eye, three tooth, many big strange stain on he robes, and those horn? It look like he actually hammer those into his skull. Not with hammer, but with own fist. And at his feet, me see his "staff", broken stick with dire wolf cub head.
Me no know much about shamanic magic, but what me do know... those markings on face that mean "Hocus pocus, humpity hump, me gonna put finger in Sky Spirit's rump." Well, maybe he just really bad shaman, so he no know no what that mean. Or worse yet... he actually do know.
Shaman speak. Me listen to Shaman. He big ugly, he big stink, but maybe he still wise, maybe he still have powers.
Shaman: Me can read mind. Me already know what you here for!
Me: Really?!
Shaman: You here for see me make mammoth fly to Hermit Island!
Me: You guess wrong.
Shaman: Impossible! Me always guess-
He about to say something big stupid, before me interrupt him.
Me: Hooga-Chaka want advice for fight dog-face tribe! They want invade our camp!
Shaman: That exactly what me about guess! Ho-ho-ho!
Me know he big lie, but me let Shaman continue. No powers no mean no wisdom.
Shaman: Fear not! Me already kill all dog-face with magic! Me kill 'em all! Fifteen winter ago!
Me: Where you get magic power?
Shaman: Spirits! They go in me head! Me talk to spirits in head! They give me power! Great Sky Spirit even go in my head once. Great Sky Spirit tell me, when he leave for other world, me become next Great Sky Spirit!
Shaman struck by lightning, followed by thunder voice that nearly smash me ears:
"NO, I DID NOT. THOU ART A CHARLATAN AND A FOOL."
Shaman stunned on ground for thirty heartbeat. He then get back up.
Shaman: Hmmph. Now you know me secret- so you must die.
Me: Great Sky Spirit also know you secret! Maybe you fight him first!
Big swirly storm immediately come. Swirly storm pick up Shaman, swirly storm take Shaman away while he continue cackle.
But now me stuck on rock! Me need get off rock!