UnGames:OBS 9000BC/SeasideVillage

Outskirts of Miskapinitchwan

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me approach seaside village. |||| weird man leap out bush.

MISKAPINITCHWAN WISKAPINITCHWAN WAHOOYAHAHA PISKAPINITCHWAN YEEYEEWAHO YAKINQUAMITCHTOPIWIMPATCHISKAMINAKCHIWKANIMPISKANIQUITCHKOPISKAPINITCHWAN?

Great Sky Spirit, maybe Groak right about seaside village language.

HALT, WHO GOES THERE?

He say "goes" instead of "go", because he no speak Chichago good. Maybe me give him grammar lesson.

Since they have giant monster teeth in front of camp, me no want fight them... that suicide!

• Me tell them about Chichago war with dog-face tribe.
• Me tell them corny, corny joke.
• Me bribe them let me enter with ten barterstone.
• Me tell them go club themselves.
• Me run for life! They big scary.