UnGames:OBS 9000BC/SabertoothDen

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Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

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Me at entrance to sabertooth den. Many strange pictograph at den entrance. Me think one pictograph represent sabertooth, but me no know for sure. And sabertooth gone, me think? That what fellow hunter Krunk tell me. But me not always trust other hunter, they say me easy to trick. And maybe... me hate admit...

it true, me big easy to trick. Me recall time when Krunk get me drink his own saliva. Krunk tell me it fruit punch. Me wanted smack bang bash Krunk's face ever since, but Krunk bigger than me.

But joke on Krunk, just one moon ago he get captured by dog-face tribe. He never come back, so me no have to fight Krunk!

But about pictograph on den. Other pictograph? Me understand other pictograph less than me understand why Chaga-Ho think me smell bad.