UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Rest

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Hunting Grounds[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Oh, Great Sky Spirit! Me rest too long! Me fall asleep? Me pass out? Dog-face shaman curse me brain? Me no know, but now sun already rise!

So much sun pass, me feel like only five heartbeat. Me no understand.

This happen during me hunt once... me mean two time. Ugh... three time, me embarrassed say. Maybe more time than me want tell you. You call me lazy, caveling? Put you foot in me shoe. You ever hunt mammoth before? Good, me no thinked so. So shut mouth or me club you... if Hooga-Chaka had club.