UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Pictographs

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Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

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Me wonder what pictograph mean. Me brain evolve over millions of years for this exact purpose. With me highly-developed brain, over nine hundred cubic centimeter in capacity. Hooga-Chaka brain bigger than yours... probably. Me easily able decipher pictographs:

That skull on left side, it probably mean "you die in here, you become happy." Look at skull expression.

Me see big thing eat tiny man on left side too. That probably mean cave only dangerous for tiny cavelings. That explain why big thing look like worm head.

On right side, we have circle with line through it, spear and what look like open through door, two lines, and two dots next each other. That one make me scratch head... aha! It magical! You throw spear at line-circle button, door open inside cave, door located where you find two stick and two pea!

At bottom right... someone having practice shoot targets down there. Look like many missed shots.

But four symbols on top of cave entrance, next to sabertooth? That big baffle me. "Zigzag, circle, shaft-axe, fork"... Aha! Me know! Those magic words!