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Hunting Grounds[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me now at clearing. This, me think me remember... this where mammoth herd come through. Not easy hunt mammoth without Kahunga-Chunga. Me say before, he good hunter. Me want tell you story about one time when he kill sabertooth. Kahunga-Chunga snap its fang off, he stab sabertooth with fang. He still wear that sabertooth skin everywhere he go. And now me know what sabertooth meat taste like... it taste better than human flesh, big sure. Me rather not explain why me eat human flesh once, me just want say... it big accident. Me promise.

No sign of mammoth around.

No pointy stick.