UnGames:OBS 9000BC/MooseDead

Inland Territory of... forget it.

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Now moose dead. Flies quickly come scavenge corpse. Way quicker than me expect. Me plan give fly-touch moose meat to all tribesmate me no like (that is, most them.)

People think Hooga-Chaka big grouch. Everyone know Kahunga-Chunga good man, though. He advise me go out make new friend, stop reject everyone. But they reject me too, so me have no hope- me unable get people like me, only piss them off more.

But me getting tired of that too! It time for me prove me not *UGH!*-hole, by not bring home fly-infested moose carcass at all! Chichago used to starvation, but they like meat clean and fresh! Always.

• Me take bite of infested moose carcass.
• Me go north to border territory.
• Me go south towards seaside village.