UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Moose1Flee
Inland Territory of... Whatever.[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Moose simply too fast. No point run for life.
Moose know only charge and skewer, charge and skewer. That what its mama and papa teach moose do.
As moose charge me, and moose skewer me on antler, me regret all me previous decision. Me blood also heal moose wound.
"Why me let Groak force me go on this dangerous quest? Why me no just fight Groak instead, so he no can make me fight dog-face tribe? Groak big, Groak fat, Groak hairy, but unlike moose, Groak also lazy, so he easier fight than moose."
"Why me need visit seaside village anyway? If me want supplies for fight dog face tribe, maybe me borrow them from fellow Chichago man, or better yet, steal from dog-face village."
"Why me fight moose in first place? Oh yeah, me have no choice!"
