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Inland Territory of... Whatever.[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Menacing, horrifying, terrible, malicious, mortifying, abominable, bloodthirsty, monstrous, moose. It tower over me like mammoth. It not as big as mammoth but it definitely seem like it bigger! Me no sure why... must be moose magic. Oh, horrible, horrible moose magic. O Great Sky Spirit, please erase moose magic from universe when you have time.

Moose blow me over, then trample me.