UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Moose1/2

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Inland Territory of... Whatever.[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Easy, boy. Easy. Me just wanna murder you and get your meat... which me may or may not be able bring back to camp. But if there any creature that deserve die for no purpose, it you! You, big, fat beast!

Well, after that, something really weird happen. Moose hoot like owl, moose summon hideous half-man, half-moose creature to speak for him. Please tell me that strange hybrid creature not born like how me think it was born! Me really big, big hope that it demon, or it was just ordinary man with weird disease, or wizard who can turn himself animal ——

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"HEY DAD!"

Dammit, suspicion confirmed. Well, moose man chew me out because me disrespect his dad, then he leave. Me got out of that surprisingly quick.

Moose bash me face in.