UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Moose1/0
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Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Moose still want destroy me, but that poor thing- it can only struggle on ground, waving its legs, puff, bare teeth at me, but as long as me stay short distance away, it harmless.
Never mind about moose, there no reason fear moose after all! Onwards to Miska-kispka-nimitchka- come on, me want get right this time!
>Mis-
-kap-
-i-
nitch-
-uhh... nitch-
-nitch-...
Aaaagh... me give up. Maybe some day, some guy go seaside tribe, force them make all word shorter. And if seaside tribe no shorten word... guy declare war. From then on, all tribe live in harmony, create beautiful new world.
But in mean time, me let moose bleed out, so me have big snack for whole tribe.
Unless Groak eats it all, of course.