UnGames:OBS 9000BC/MiskapinitchwanJail
Inland Territory of... forget it.[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
So me now stuck in sack, while seaside tribe take me their jail. No even jury... oh wait, fair trial no invented yet. Back then, we unga-bunga it out like real man.
Meanwhile, Hooga-Chaka hit with big dilemma, almost paradoxical dilemma. One which would take greatest philosophers whole life to solve!
- Me no able stay awake, because it big boring in here.
- Me also no able stay asleep, because Mispaki-forget about it guards keep shake sack!
But pity to those greatest minds on earth, for me solve great dilemma in only ll heartbeat!
Me become half-asleep! Not nearly asleep, but half-asleep. Awake on one side, asleep on other side. And me switch awake-side and asleep-side, every... me dunno... every guardwake.
Ahh, me forget tell you about me other great invention, de-stinkerant aside: new time measurement unit: guardwake. That how long it take Groak's guards wake up. Me think of this measurement right here, in this sack.
Me have shockingly pleasant half-sleep, before seaside tribe finally dump me out of sack, into cell. Finally arrived.