UnGames:OBS 9000BC/MiskapRiverDrink

Inland Territory of Misk- uhh... forget it.

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me take big gulp of river wa-

*UGH!*, someone definitely piss in this river. Bunch people, all at same time.

Me dunno what just float into me mouth, but that no water.

Oh Great Sky Spirit, me doomed. Giant wave head me direction!

Me run away wave and river, so wave no hit me. So me taunt "Baha, miss me, you never catch me!" at wave. Me just make big powerful water spirit angry?

• Me go west.
• Me try fish in river.
• Me go south towards whatever seaside village called.
• Me try cross river, for go north.