UnGames:OBS 9000BC/MeatStick
Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me lie down in sleep-skin, grab me meat-stick, me pump it volently. Me punch it too hard, me yelp big loud.
Kahunga-Chunga peek in me tent to say "You OK in there?", only for he be horrified by me no-clothes wet crotch.
"It all good, Hooga. It all good. Me no will tell anyone. And me see, even in modern society with fire and stone hammer, you still no forget old times before clothing invented. Good old days, me glad you keep ancient tradition alive."
Me face go red like those weird berry tribesmate Krunk tell me eat once. Me never fall for that trick again. Krunk think he genius.
Me always think more rationally after pee sticky white stuff. It remind me get back on task. So me realize...
Where me pointy stick? Not good weapon, but it me first weapon. Me want keep it forever.