UnGames:OBS 9000BC/MammothWait
Hunting Grounds[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me wait with mammoth. Mammoth fall asleep...
on me. This hurt real bad.
Something tell me that this mammoth's special method of attack. No mess with these creatures!
If mammoth breathe on you? You covered in mucus, you suffocate. Mammoth sit near you? You boil to death, body heat too strong. Mammoth fart on you? Please, no get me started on that. You no want know rest. But that no mean me no tell you rest!
Soon, <insert name here>, soon... Hooga-Chaka prepare traumatize you, me say thing so disgusting, me horrify even strongest warrior. And wait, you really name "<insert name here>", right? Me misremember it? Me pronounce it wrong?