UnGames:OBS 9000BC/MammothPayment

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Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

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Great Chief Groak thank me for gift of mammoth carcass. But Groak... he no care about me courage, me strength, me perseverance. He only care meat. Groak have big feast, mostly for himself. Everyone else show up, Groak only let them eat tiny bit meat. But they no complain; big starve better than big club.

Chief Groak big eater, he eat half mammoth in five minutes. That include mammoth bone too.

Well, if that give him brainpower for run tribe, maybe it good that he eat so much.

Luckily Groak not total ugh-hole though. He burp really loud, then he give me   llllllllllll   llllllllllll   llllllllllll   llllllllllll l barterstones. Me big thank Groak for barterstones. Aside from... 'most everything, he good man.

He not even kick me out this time!