UnGames:OBS 9000BC/MammothFlee

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Hunting Grounds[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

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Me run from mammoth. Mammoth chase, but mammoth no able catch up with me. So me decide have some fun, run around field, watch mammoth continue chase, mammoth get too tired to move. It no help that mammoth seems little sick. But in the time me wait, mammoth's wounds also heal.

Me not feel great about killing tired, scarred, sick mammoth. But tribe need food. Even if tribe get sick from eating sick mammoth, it better than they have no food. Probably.

Of course, it first law of nature: you kill or you get killed. Sometimes both.