UnGames:OBS 9000BC/KedachukoHunt
Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Hooga-Chaka approach Kedachuko, me yell at him, so he hunt for me. In protest, Kedachuko he fall asleep. Me bite Kedachuko's rib, me wake Kedachuko up. Kedachuko scream like wolf attack him. Whole tribe rush over him to see what goin' on. Whole tribe do nothing for him, because he dog-face Kedachuko. Instead, me tribe laugh at Kedachuko, say Kedachuko's mama do bang bang with dog, they bark like dog too.
Me yell Kedachuko again. Kedachuko go hunting only after me drag him out of camp. He slap me in face, me will punish him for that later, by big heavy slap Kedachuko in face. Trust me, one and only Hooga-Chaka, it big fair.