UnGames:OBS 9000BC/KedachukoComesBack
Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me wait long time for Kedachuko return. In that time:
- Me twiddle thumb.
- Me visit hot spring.
- Me make big mad dash back Camp Chichago, after big caribou herd notice. Caribou herd big charge, but me run big fast.
- Great Chief Groak yell me, because me no go out and hunt.
- Great Chief Groak yell me, because me no go out and hunt myself.
- Great Chief Groak yell me, because me let dog-face man touch his future dinner.
- Great Chief Groak yell me, because me ignore his yelling.
- Me steal small chunk of pterodactyl leg from Groak's tent. It easy, guard all asleep.
Long, long, long later, way after me want Kedachuko come back, he come back... with dead spider. At least it big spider, so spider have more nutrient, although that make it even more big yuck for eat.
Me feed Kedachuko plenty pine bark, tree big strong. So why Kedachuko no strong enough to kill mammoth? Maybe pine tree not strong enough. From now on, me feed Kedachuko oak bark.
Me give dead spider to Groak. Groak wake up guard, guard punch me in face big hard. Guard then punch Groak for make him wake up. Groak then punch guard because guard punch Groak. Guard punch Groak, Groak punch guard, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, until both knocked out.
We all big ouch now.