UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Kahunga

Me no know page title!

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Again, meet Kahunga-Chunga. Me like Kahunga-Chunga, me big, big hope he like me back. Maybe he just hide fact he doesn't; maybe he think me smell like stegosaurus droppings, just like everyone else in tribe.

Hooga-Chaka ponder that question, long as me live in Chichago. Ahh, me first day in Chichago, good time. Me only baby, me crawl into camp. They pick me up, they put me in cave for "retireded" caveling or something. Only other caveling in cave Kahunga-Chunga. We suck thumb and pick each other unga-bunga-hole together.

To this day, me no know what they mean by "retireded", me never have job as baby... so me no retire. Me not retireded. To be fair, when me baby, me no understand any word other than "ME KICK YOU OUT TENT! LITERALLY!". That first thing mama ever say to me.

Well, Kahunga-Chunga agree help me fight dog-face tribe, if me give him   llllllllllll   llllllllllll   llllllllllll   llllllllllll barterstones. Big cash, me no have enough. Where me find more barterstones? Me big brain, me no need steal for get barterstones. Me find good way get them.

• Me wave goodbye to Kahunga-Chunga.