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Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me go in sabertooth den. It true, no sabertooth in here. For once, Krunk no lie. But me strong, me can deal with sabertooth. Something worse dwell in cave:

...the amplified, echoing, groan of me stomach! Eek! Made me think monster here. Well, there is monster in here... my stomach that monster! It devour everything in its path! Beware!

Stomach groan leave, now cave very, very silent. Me feel something in here... and me want find it. Even if it dangerous, me get funny story for friends... wait, me only got one friend.

Me go deeper and deeper into cave... *OOGHA!*, me *BUNGA*-ing lost! Too dark for me retrace steps.