UnGames:OBS 9000BC/HutSleep

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Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

You know, me sleep no good in daylight. Me always want day-sleep for pretend be dead, so me no have to hunt mammoth, but me never able fall asleep. Except that one time. But then Great Chief Groak realize my plan. He wake me up, he too weak for club me, so he make guards beat me. (They also fall asleep during day on purpose.) That was worst day of me life.

But on this day, me just want sleep. Groak no care. But me just no able! Every time me curl up in me woolly rhino skin, it feel like sun fire laser directly into me eyes. It no hurt too bad, just for about five minute. Maybe me go see shaman soon, me sure he can prescribe medication for Hooga-Chaka.