UnGames:OBS 9000BC/HowLongSentence

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Jail[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

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Me no know how long these tribe will keep me locked up for. They could only keep me in for one sun. Or they could make it one-day life sentence, by kill me afterwards. Or worst of all, maybe they leave me alive long enough for me to receive news that Chichago Village ransacked by dog-face tribe. Maybe me already failed!

So me ask Miskapinitchwan jail guard: "Hey, how long me sentence?"

He reply: "Five word."

Ugh.