UnGames:OBS 9000BC/HoogasHut
Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
This me tent. Soon Hooga-Chaka have to move tent, Hooga-Chaka need get big far away dog-face tribe.
Smell like three-toed horse cock in tent. Please, please, please, no ask me why tent smell like three-toed horse cock. Also, no ask me why me know what three-toed horse cock smell like either.
Me tent name Bob. Everything have soul, so me name everything. And first name Hooga-Chaka think of for tent? Bob!
This corner where me son sleep. But Chaga-Ho! She no like me, so me have no son. If me get son, he sleep here, in this corner. Two square foot of space, just for him.
Where me pointy stick? Not good weapon, but it me first weapon. Me want keep it forever.