UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Forest
Eastern Forest[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me enter big, dark forest. lll
-way fork in trail here, shaped like this:
Well, that would not make good fork. Me think it be good weapon though, imagine throw + like frisbee at someone! Easy murder, technological revolution.
So anyway, too many tree in forest. And too many squirrel in tree. Me curse at squirrel. One squirrel get revenge on me for cursing at him, he drop nuts on me. That big ouch. Another squirrel drop his nuts on me. That BIG, BIG-
--
Huh? What?
What me saying again?
And why me in forest?
And, why, in whole wide world, squirrel *UGH!* me face, shove giant nuts deep in me mouth? Ooh- aah! Ooh- aah! Ooh- aah! Ooh- aah! Ooh- *OOGH UGH!*
Me yank squirrel out of mouth, me ask Great Sky Spirit for advice. What he tell me again? Me know you remember, me tell this story many time.