UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Fish2
Inland Territory of Misk- uhh... forget it.[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me try fish in river. Due to lack of fishing rod or spear, or even me trusty pointy stick,
It appear no fish in river. Maybe they all big afraid of me... ha! But then me hear loud flute in woods. Agh, it hurt ear. Not much... probably just hunting party. Well then, they big stupid, they make big noise, scare all animals away. In times like this, they should be dead.
Little time later, that "hunting party" show face.
Fat man jump out of bush! Hooga-Chaka suspect, that man come our camp, take all our food. How else we lose all food? How else he get so fat? Me see same swirly symbol like on rock on his parka... he definitely from seaside village. Unless he big crazy, which seem likely.
ll and half more man come out. One have walrus skin, made into sack. Walrus skin fresh, still bleeding. But walrus big, strong creature, only idiot try hunt walrus alone. Unless you me. Me just big badass like that. Not badass like Kahunga-Chunga, but still, no dare mess with me, bonehead.
Another have drum and flute. Me thank drum flute man for make me ear bleed earlier, how kind. He look too weak to be threat.
Speaking of threat... that remaining half of man! He horrify me! How Mixapanitchan-or-whatever-you-call-it keep monster like that in camp?
They put me in sack! Me struggle. Me jab, me reach through hole in sack to pinch one man, he harpoon me back. Me never try that again.
Me die from stab!