UnGames:OBS 9000BC/EatMoose

Inland Territory of... forget it.

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Don't ask me how me manage drag all those dead mammoth back to camp. Because me no able push this dead moose hair's width. So me take bite out of moose myself. Taste like willow grouse.

Me no longer hungry, but raw moose meat make me big sick. Sick with Curse of Sky Spirit!

Alright. That just prove that moose most dangerous of all creature. Moose try kill you even after it die!

Now me have big stomach ache, also me now too weak carry any item. Now everyone at Chichago will think me puny weakling. Even me good pal Kahunga-Chunga would laugh. Me big failure.

• Me want go north to river.
• Me want go south towards seaside village.