UnGames:OBS 9000BC/DogfaceWar

Outskirts of Miskapinitchwan

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me tell them this desperate situation. If me no go camp, no get supplies, dog-face tribe kill all Chichago. Tribe still no let me enter. They pretend they no speak Chichago, even though one seaside tribe man just speak it only minute ago.

They big bunch *UGH*-holes. Neutrality big suck.

• Me tell them corny, corny joke.
• Me bribe them let me enter with ten barterstone.
• Me tell them go club themselves.
• Me run for life! They big scary.