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Jail[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Any way me able decrease sentence? Me gotta fight dog-face tribe! Me Chichago tribe's only hope!

"There is way, but ne not gonna tell you it. And dog-face, Chichago, Atmadic, what difference? Here in Miskapinitchwan, we no give flying flip about foreign affair. They only get us tribe into trouble."

Guard hold up Swiss Army knife, he also start yodeling, as symbol of neutrality.

"Also, if YOU Chichago's only hope, then Chichago big seriously screw up."

Guess me stuck. Damn it!