UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Corny
Outskirts of Miskapinitchwan[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me approach seaside village. |||| weird man leap out bush.
In order impress Miskapinitchwan, me decide tell big corny joke to guy who speak Chichago, me call him "Will", because he seem have will to put up with me better than other three can. Now witness me amazing puns! Best in world!
"What kind of monster you tribe use when you build big arch?"
"Big fat orca. That his rib."
"Well, that must have been whale of task."
Unimpressed with me highly refined sense of humor, "Will" translate joke to his language, "Will tell other mans. Other man faint. He no able handle funny, it seem.
"Why you ask about orca arch?"
"It look fishy."
"Will" look sick now.
"Why velociraptor cross road?"
"Why?"
"Because road no invented yet!"
"But that make no sense, how velociraptor even cross road if road no invented?"
"Exactly!"
"That barely even joke!"
"Me know."
"Fine. If we keep you out, you annoy us more long. So we let you go our village, long as you no wake Gramma up. Trust me, you no want wake her up."