Camp Chichago

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

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This my camp. We call it Chichago. Sound like word in dog-face language. And that because it is word in dog-face language; it mean "Pukeville". Dog-face people call it "Chichago" to piss me tribe off, Chief think it funny, he adopt name.


Yeah. See him over there? He Great Chief, Groak. He become Chief after he put "great" dog-face warrior Chedakuko's head on stick and eat it.


This my pal, Kahunga-Chunga. He bit of bone head *OW!*, but he big strong. He kill many dog-face, many mammoth, many sabertooth. He big badass.


And her down there. Who she? She Chaga-Ho. Yeah, Hooga Chaka no like her. Great Chief Groak want make Chaga-Ho be me mate, but she no like me. She think me smell like stegosaurus droppings.


And this my slave, Kedachuko. We take him from dog-face tribe. No, no, me no beat Kedachuko. Me treat him nice. In fact, Hooga Chaka feed him one stone of pine bark a day! So he obey our orders.