UnGames:OBS 9000BC/CheekInflate
Shaman's Rock, west of Camp Chichago[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
You know, long time ago, fellow tribesman Krunk, he tell me survive-falling trick. Me fall for Krunk's tricks big much, so me bit skeptical, but me need confirm it.
For future and innovation of mankind! Maybe 11,000 summer from now, everyone puff cheeks up all time.
Krunk say, if you puff your cheeks up big, big, big, you fall slow, slow, slow.
So me puff up me cheeks like hamster for slow me fall. Feeling light and brave, me jump off Shaman's rock.
AAAGH!
ARGH!
YEOUCH!
*UGH!*
*UNGA GRUNGA!*
*BUNGA BOOGA!*
Man, this cheek-inflating thing will go over like a lead balloon.
Head hurt big, big bad. And wait... where me go? Me no know this place! Wait... that big tall tree... me know that tree. When Mama (literally) kick me out of tent, me survive by eat tree bud and needle.