UnGames:OBS 9000BC/CaveDogfaceFlee

Sabertooth Den

Strength:

Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:

Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me run from dog-face tribe. Being big wimp, he run away from me too, but his pathetic dog-lung no get him far. He bark curse in his language. Only then me feel sorry for him... slightly. No call me traitor, though! Please!

You know what? Never mind about me feel sorry for him. Great Sky spirit probably make him dog-face man because he do something horrible in past life.

Me quickly lose sight of dog-face man; he might as well be dead, so world, rejoice!

• Me run from dog-face man's still-present stink.
• Me happy-dance so hard me will probably trip.
• Me shut me eyes, me feel around on cave wall, me hope me find better place.
• Me go look for dog-face man. Me need make sure he truly dead.