UnGames:OBS 9000BC/CaveDogface/0
Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Wounded dog-face man run for life. He run! Big wimp, big pussy! Me easily catch up with him, me bash his skull in with rock. You get what you deserve, filthy creature from depths!
Ahh, everything was better before we knew dog-face tribe exist. They just arise out of nothing? They come from far-away land? Like demon-world?
HE DEAD! HE DEAD! MAY WORLD REJOICE!
ANOTHER DOG-FACE MAN DIE, HE GO DEEP UNDERGROUND IN OWN SECTION OF OTHER-WORLD!
Tell Papa, tell Mama (Wait, me mama hate me!) Tell both friends and enemies, chief and slave! Go to mountains, tell mountain hermits, ANOTHER DOG-FACE MAN DIE!
But me no want dog-face club, it probably give me big sick, make me become dog-face man too.
So me leave dog-face corpse rot in cave. And hey... exit to cave here! Maybe spirits guide me to cave exit as reward for destroy hideous creature.