UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Cave5
Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me finally find exit to sabertooth den! Bright, shiny light, it hurt me eyes because me dwell in dark for so long.
No sabertooth in cave, but scarier thing than sabertooth and even T-Rex exist. Like how me realize me stink up cave. Hooga-Chaka guess he really do smell like stegosaurus droppings.
But me no care! More time wash means less time defend me tribe. In l days, everyone will love man who smell like dung of giant reptile. Me start new odor-fashion trend, everyone sleep under stegosaurus asshole for get Hooga-Chaka smell.
Me hope Great Chief Groak no notice me late. He want meal, he want it now. As soon as possible, as many as possible. So me still need find food.
Also, you have food, <insert name here>, or whatever name? This big long boring story that go on for many sun. Me need energy for keep tell you it.