UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Cave4
Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me find sled in cave, next to bones. No bones of dog to pull sled. Except dog skull, next to neck of human bones. No human skull, though. Hooga-Chaka believe, this mean only one thing:
Dog-face tribe too stupid for know how sled, so it mean... man go in cave for practice sled alone! Sled dog see no yomyom in cave, so dog eat his master! Dog have no food left, so dog starve! Dog have weak bone from no eat, dog bone decay! But dog loved man, so dog die next to man.
Wait... that right there... squirrel skull pendant! Just like dog-face tribe wear!
Because they have dog face, dog-face tribe hate squirrel. So dog-face tribe wear squirrel skull as necklace, this how show triumph over enemy.
Well, still no way dog-face tribe know how use sled. Never see bright dog-face in me life. So someone else probably stole necklace from dog-face man.
Huh... Occam's razor, you say? That big bull-*UGH!* Me swear, Me find that Occam guy, me shave his prized beard off with own razor, that show him.