UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Cave3

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Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Suddenly, it big cold in here. It was already ice age, but now it... mega ice-age. Me run around in circle like idiot, me get warmer. But me still big cold, so me try make fire. Only for me realize me bad at make fire. Kunga-Chunga usually bail me out, because me suck at everything. Chief Groak only want me fight dog-facers because me start this war. That stuff me did still worth it!