UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Cave1
Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Hooga-Chaka try hard as me can retrace step, but no work. It seem like Hooga-Chaka keep bang face into same rock over and over again. Even if me turn around, me hit rock. Jump in air, hit rock. Do nothing at all, rock leap forward and hit me. It hurt, but not too bad.
Me wonder if this whole cave just one big rock. Old legends tell of rock that jump in traveler's way, but that probably no real, just like Bigfoot, bald mammoth, and friendly, intelligent dog-face man.
Yeah, bald elephant. Ever hear about those? Me no fall for that ever. Tribesmate say he go far south, he go no-ice place, mammoth have no fur there, tiger have no saber-teeth. Well, me no believe him. Me never see place with no ice. Well, me know that guy have many weird dream. Maybe someone bang his head with club too hard? And he deserve another bang for lie to me.